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MycroftHomlz
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Real Name: Nathan
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Your friendly, neighborhood physicist.

My favorite author is Kurt Vonegut and my favorite book is Small Gods by Terry Prattchet. I am currently reading Magician: Master by Feist.

If I get testy with you here is the most likely reason:
We have to be willing to accept the results that science gives us. If we experimentally determine something to be true, then to the best of our knowledge within the confines of the experiment, it is true. And we should accept that truth until another experiment proves otherwise. This doesn't mean we shouldn't question these truths. What it means is if we decide to call them false then we better have damn good evidence. To do things differently is a slap in the face to everyone who calls themselves a scientist. And I take it personally.

Here are some good tips I have learned:

1. If you are going to vomit, take some Tums. It will neutralize the acid in your stomach.
2. You can use denture cleaner to clean anything.
3. Bring ear plugs concerts. You will be able to hear the higher frequencies easier and you will be better off afterwards.
4. Never ever, ever get in a fight with a tree.
Member Since: 2007-07-19
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I should be so brave! Alas. I log out just to read the comments, so I'm not tempted to leave any. I am a coward. But thanks for trying.

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Doc_M is getting roasted.

Join the fun. Guess what the _M stands for. Make fun of the fact he is bad at science and believes in Evolution. Good times can be had by all.




written by critttter  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Hey, this has little to do with the sift, but, as a physicist, what do you think of all this string theory business. Is it just mathematic manipulation? I recently read another book about it. So far, I'm not buying it.


written by snoozedoctor  | 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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Our own Monster of Ceremonies, gorgonheap, will lead us in a dissection of Doc_M on Friday, April 25th @ 5:00pm MST. All participants are invited to bring their scalpels and other appropriate tools for this siftious endeavor. Medical records and other pertinent information will be made available here.

THE JESTER


written by dotdude  | 2 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Wow, thanks for the promote!


written by critttter  | 2 weeks 6 days ago | CH
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LOL Impossible story. I don't make mistakes. Take your congratulations elsewhere to some unwed pregnant teenager

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i can't recall. Anyway congratulations.

In reply to this comment by legacy0100:
LoL which one was this?

In reply to this comment by MycroftHomlz:
You downvoted the comment *promote on a video I promoted, which you both commented on and upvoted. I imagine it was a mistake but I figured it was funny. I would have congratulated you sooner but I have been busy.

In reply to this comment by legacy0100:
LOL what do you mean by this?

In reply to this comment by MycroftHomlz:
Who downvotes someones *promote?

Oh, yeah... legacy0100. On a video he commented and upvoted. Congratulations. Your wit is like kimchee on incredible hotdog I call the sift.



written by legacy0100  | 3 weeks ago | CH
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LoL which one was this?

In reply to this comment by MycroftHomlz:
You downvoted the comment *promote on a video I promoted, which you both commented on and upvoted. I imagine it was a mistake but I figured it was funny. I would have congratulated you sooner but I have been busy.

In reply to this comment by legacy0100:
LOL what do you mean by this?

In reply to this comment by MycroftHomlz:
Who downvotes someones *promote?

Oh, yeah... legacy0100. On a video he commented and upvoted. Congratulations. Your wit is like kimchee on incredible hotdog I call the sift.



written by legacy0100  | 3 weeks ago | CH
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LOL what do you mean by this?

In reply to this comment by MycroftHomlz:
Who downvotes someones *promote?

Oh, yeah... legacy0100. On a video he commented and upvoted. Congratulations. Your wit is like kimchee on incredible hotdog I call the sift.



written by legacy0100  | 3 weeks ago | CH
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thanks for the promote

now if you could help me with lewis structures, that'd be great, yeeeeea, thanks.

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*promote


written by rottenseed  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Thank U, Mycroft!!!

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*promote baby fish mouth...lol... very funny nice call maatc


written by Issykitty  | 1 month ago | CH
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Muchas gracias, mi compatriota!

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*promote


written by cheesemoo  | 1 month ago | CH
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Hey, I dedicated a comment to you. Not exactly the same as dedicating a video, but then Pedophile Beards is a questionable dedication, right?

http://www.videosift.com/video/Cities-at-Night


written by CaptWillard  | 1 month ago | CH
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Ain't it a nice redfish? I'm not sure if it has a name or not but it is a hottie and it's got to be close to 15 pounds. Wait a minute, you mean the girl? I wish I knew. I'd sure let her bait my hook.

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Who is the hottie in the avatar?


written by snoozedoctor  | 1 month ago | CH
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Come to the roast. All-you-can-eat tossed salad bar included.


written by CaptWillard  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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A Snipe Hunt

A hunting party, lead by CaptWillard, will depart at 9:00 pm EDT on 4/3/08. The destination is a remote part of the Sift Forest near New Jersey. So practice your snipe mating call and stock up on paper bags.

Click here for further details.

THE JESTER


written by dotdude  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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A questionably dedicated video for you.


written by CaptWillard  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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