A funny parody rap about life as an Armenian in Glendale California. Set to Ice Cube's famous "Bow Down" LA anthem, the lyrics spin a web of Armenian stereotypes and tasteless humor to create a guilty pleasure. I hope Armenian sifters do not take offense!

A classic Freakazoid bit with Candle Jack and Scream-O-Vision. It comes in at 9:29, so I'm bending the "long" rules as a fair warning.

Dr. Orpheus, a powerful Necromancer, and Dr. Venture, a run of the mill scientist and inventor, debate the finer points of science and magic. This includes a few clips of the two facing off and arguing... more inside

Brock Samson is the body guard of the Venture family in the hit Cartoon Network cartoon "The Venture Bros." He is not only my avatar in VS, but he may very well be the most bad-ass cartoon character ever... more inside