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CaptainPlanet420
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It's been a long time, freunds, but I have recently completed my Videoshift sabbatical and find myself rested and refreshed. Thank to everyone who left me kind and supportive personal messages on my personal profile. I see things have not been going according to plan here at the animal farm, but never fear, as I, CaptainPlanet420 will petition to our great Half-Black Kenyan to see that a great committee is created to solve this failure of free market video sharing.

Further, I have petitioned B-b-b-b-bawney Fwank, and he will be setting aside some of the Fweddy Mawk and Fannie May foundation moneys for the complete Videoshift bailout. Understand you may have to give up some of your previously held rights (your votes will be their votes).

In closing, I'd like to thank Nancy Pelosi's facelift for giving me reason to smile and wake up everyday. I'm back for good now everyone. THANKS!
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Brief
posted by CaptainPlanet420  10 months 3 weeks ago • 3 comments • 541 views

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posted by CaptainPlanet420  10 months 4 weeks ago • 3 comments • 972 views

HEYS GUYS (Art Talk)
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A sliding Seagal is a dangerous Seagal (14 sec)

tags: super smooth, belly of the beast, sneaky, stealthy, pimp, nsa

one of his best moves of all time, from "Belly of the Beast" don't ask me about the POTC music
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 2 weeks ago • 0 comments • 118 views

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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 1 month 3 weeks ago • 1 comment • 82 views

After the recent turn of events, including, but not limited to McCain's official write-off of Michigan, I have decided that I'm voting for Barack Obama. It's clear now he's the only right candidate for the Presidency in this day and age.

John McCain is a tired old man with last century's ideas and planning. Barack seems to bring a new attitude and change with him. In these readily changing times, I think flexibility and a fresh focus is the only way to go.

Many have scoffed at Barack and his $1 trillion in new spending, but look at the Repulicans and their support of this recent $700 million bailout plan. Besides, its clear that many private sectors are not getting the job done - the auto industry, airline industry, mortgage industry - and the list goes on and on. I'm afraid government is the only immediate and real solution to these very real and very frightening problems. We can't go much longer this way.

So yes, even though I'm Republican, I just can't bear to see John McCain bring four more years of what we're already fighting against. You're a tired old man, McCain, and you've lost my vote.
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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 2 months 1 week ago • 1 comment • 56 views

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The ol' dead buck talking prank

tags: deer, man show, marathon dump, como estas, sweetpants, bat

Ya, it's just wrong in every way. My fav part is the cop.
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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 2 months 1 week ago • 3 comments • 448 views

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Bubb Rubb's Run From Police

tags: bubb rub and lil sis, wooo wooo, unbelievable, pit ftw, fail x 3

Gets good about 1:00 in...just don't try and take out Bubb Rubb if you ever see him driving, mkay?
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 2 months 3 weeks ago • 1 comment • 532 views

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It's Invisible Girl!

tags: Icy Spicy Leoncie, ya ya yaaaaa, classy, upbeat, awesome

from yt - "A BRILLIANT,CAPTIVATING,UPBEAT SONG WITH INTERESTING LYRICS AND FAST MUSIC."
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago • 1 comment • 87 views

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How to dance like a gangsta

tags: gansta dance, c walk, ya boi

Ya, it originated in Compton. Ya, it's funny.
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago • 1 comment • 1015 views

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Bill Oreilly has trouble with the teleprompter!!111

tags: bill oreilly, first edition, technical difficulties, crap

Bill O'Reilly gets put in an unfortunate position when the teleprompter forgets to read him his lines.
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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago • 2 comments • 325 views

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The best way to defeat terrorism.

tags: terror, jihad, mortar win

From the minds that brought you IED's, comes...
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago • 9 comments • 234 views

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racist mcpreacher Jeremiah Wright on Fox News!!!!!!111

tags: racist, joke, why is he in america, superiority, backwards

Prepare to watch Sean Hannity dismantle the scam which is Mr. Wright. Oh you poor liberals, now who do you dislike more, Hannity or the lunatic?
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago • 4 comments • 298 views

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I am your brother!!! Your best friend forever!!!1111

tags: ameican idol 7, renaldo lapuz, certified Pimp

This is probably the best audition of all time. So much fun going on, watch till the end, just keeps getting better.
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 10 months 3 weeks ago • 1 comment • 568 views

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Top Ten/Best NBA plays of 2007

tags: nba, basketball, amazing, raweed, agent orange, baron davis ftw

Lookout, it's time for some serious chuckin.
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 11 months 1 week ago • 1 comment • 335 views

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The moment it all went crazy...

tags: 13, bike, pileup, keep pedaling, hahahaha

Not much to say, it's 16 seconds of misery entertainment.
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago • 0 comments • 184 views

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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 11 months 3 weeks ago • 2 comments • 236 views

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Mugshots

tags: celebrity, mugshots, they done been bad

How many know, do you?
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 11 months 3 weeks ago • 2 comments • 282 views